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Where's Spock with his Vulcan nerve pinch when you need him?

That thought may very well have been on the mind of Star Trek actor Chris Pine as he dined at Pace restaurant in L.A. on Tuesday night with his girlfriend, Olivia Munn, of G4's Attack of the Show.

"They were sitting at a small, private table, and it seemed like they didn't want to be recognized," an eyewitness tells E! News of the couple's first outing caught on tape. The two have been linked, under the radar, for the past few months.

Unfortunately for Captain Kirk and his date, any hope of keeping their relationship on the down-low proved futile as they faced a throng of Klingons paparazzi upon leaving.

So, with no Scotty in sight to beam them up, the two were forced to do the next best thing—hop in their car and jump to warp speed.

Jennifer Garner takes the January W cover, and it's fairly typical in its Jennifer Garnerness—pretty girl-next-door lady who loves Martha Stewart, baking cookies and taking care of her two daughters.

It's when the topic of her Ben Affleck comes up that her interview gets interesting. She paints him out to be this huge grump whom she seems to resent, just a little bit.

"Ben asks me, 'How come when I do an interview I manage to keep you out of it completely?'" she says when her husband's name comes up. "And I'm like, 'Either because you don't think about me or because boy magazines don't care about what I make you for dinner. But they should!'"

She goes on about how she doesn't even really need her husband around.

"I miss my girlfriends! That’s the hardest thing about being on location when it's not for your own project. When it's for you, you're on set with everybody you know, but if not, it's lonely. I can live with Ben working crazy hours. But I can't live without girlfriends around to talk about men with! It's fine if he's not there; I just need someone to bitch about it to!"

Well, good thing there's a fashion magazine for her to bitch to.

This is what happens when you get married after only knowing each other for two months.

Khloé and Kim Kardashian spilled a bunch of family secrets during a taping of Rachael Ray's show, airing Thursday, including Lamar Odom's messy bedtime ritual.

Turns out the NBA baller, nicknamed the Candy Man, eats the sweet stuff in his sleep—just one of the things the reality star is learning about her new hubby.

"I fell asleep before him one night, and he was eating candy. He was watching TV, eating candy, and he fell asleep with chocolate-covered almonds in his hand, and he hugs me when he's asleep. I woke up in the morning, and I was like, 'What is on me?!' The chocolate melted off, and it was almonds in the bed, and I was like, 'Ewww. What is going on?' "

Sounds gross but not the worst thing you could learn about the person you just married.

After canceling her press conference last week, where she was supposed to discuss her relationship with Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel is finally talking and—what do you know?—she chose to open up to OK! magazine. (Hey, press conferences are freesies and a girl's gotta eat.)

Unlike her cruder counterparts, Rachel takes the classy road. Meaning no talk of condoms, rough sex or Tiger at all. Instead Rachel poses for some superhappy photos with her dogs in her New York City apartment, swoons over Twilight and explains her pets' names like she's a real celebrity. And just for the record, she's "totally Team Edward." Tiger girls, they're just like us!

The closest she gets to talking about the Tiger situation is this:

"In every story, you need a villain and a hero. I've been characterized as a villain. People have called me a homewrecker, gold digger, tramp, whore. I make mistakes, but I'm not those things. I have very good qualities. When you're judged by the nation, it's really difficult. It's horrible."

Pretty heart-wrenching stuff. Good thing Rachel's a survivor, though:

"I'm not a whore. I'm not a tramp. I'm not an escort. I'm not stupid or a bimbo. I'm very strong. I will survive this. At the same time, I'm vulnerable. I'm not here to make myself into a victim, but I want people to remember I'm human—there's a whole other side to me. I'm caring and generous and the type of person you'd want to be friends with. People have to give me a chance."

In other Rachel news, it appears emails between the vulnerable dog lover and Tiger are starting to leak. According to Radar Online, the emails feature Tiger dissing his wife, Elin Nordegren. In one obtained by InTouch, Tiger writes to Rachel:

"I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home. You want someone to witness your life. I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay. F--k. Why didn’t we find each other years ago?"

Oh, Tiger, you're the worst affair-haver ever, leaving digital paper trails everywhere you go. Speaking of, he should really send over a bonus check to Rachel, she's doing a great job at not talking and playing it cool.

So does her ploy for sympathy work on you? Just a little? It's OK, you can admit it in the comments.

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